Dickhead. Or should that be "hookhead"?
Hubby was channel-flicking tonight and found some crappy American "Worst Accidents"-kind of programme. Scenario: American lobster boat. Requires large gaffer-hook (big hook on end of long pole) to pick up lobster traps after catching. Owner of boat: "It's a big hook and we didn't really have anywhere to put it, so we used to store it lying on the roof of the cabin." Friend is assisting in trap-pickup rather than usual crewman. So what do you think is going to happen? Big hook ends up in crewman's skull (missing his cranial arteries and eyeball, fortunately). Duh.
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