5 May 2010

Quotes of the day: volcanoes

Some thoughts following the recent disruption to international air travel after a volcano in Iceland erupted.
  • Sorry for the flight delays, Europe. We were aiming for London, but it's hard to be accurate when firing a volcano.
  • There's no pleasing the English. The last time they got the Ashes they were over the moon.
  • Iceland goes bankrupt, then manage to set their island on fire. Insurance scam written all over it.
  • I think it's too soon to make jokes about the Icelandic volcano…we should at least wait until the dust settles.
  • Time for the USA to attack Iceland for possessing weapons of mass disruption.
  • The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe.

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