2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's
still on my list.
3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. War does not determine who is right - only who is
left.
6. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is
not putting it in a fruit salad.
7. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,'
and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal
from many is research.
9. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train
station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
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