20 February 2010

The perfect way to wash dishes

I have been trying to find the perfect way to wash dishes for almost thirty years. And tonight - o joy! - I found it. It's really very simple - I can't think why I haven't realised it before. And for your edification and education, I will pass on this most marvellous epiphany.
  1. Put on Handel's Messiah - at volume
  2. Fill sink with hot water and dishwashing liquid.
  3. Wash dishes while singing Messiah 

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

1) Use dishwasher
2) Dishes unable to be washed in dishwasher are thrown away

J

Pachyderm said...

These were pots and frying pans. Everything else in dishwasher!

R

Sphenodon said...

1. Hire poor person.
2. Feel better about helping the economy.

The Rose and Dragon said...

1. Steal Haiti child.
2. Repeat recommendations from Sphenodon in a cheaper way.
J

Pachyderm said...

I can't steal a Haiti child - I'm not American (or a baptist)...

The Rose and Dragon said...

Tongue......bleeding.......must.......resist......